In the Red

Description

In the Red is the house’s flagship: one small jumping pig worn over the heart, where a lesser firm would put a pocket square. It was approved by the Chairman, opposed by the Chief Risk Officer (seat vacant since the incident), and worn to at least one board meeting that ended in an attempted coup. Mark has since been rehired.

Wear it to brunch, to the shareholder meeting, or to explain to your accountant why a t-shirt is a capital expenditure. It isn’t a purchase. It’s a position.

The fine print

• The house crew tee, cut in-house by a firm that has never once been asked to
• 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
• 1×1 rib knit neck with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side seamed, tear-away label
• Sizes XS–3X
• Ships free. Our accountants are thrilled.