The Jumping Pig Holdings · Development · Attire

The Silent Partner

$149.99

Every great deal has one. Nobody knows who they are. Everybody knows the hoodie.

SKU: TJP-ZIP-BLK Category:

Description

The Silent Partner is what the firm wears when it would rather not be identified. Hood up, zipper in antique brass, and one very large pig across the chest so everyone knows exactly who isn’t here.

It has attended closings, tailgates and at least one meeting at Deck 17, Site S12, that officially never happened. Duarte keeps one in the car “for audits.” The Chief Risk Officer asked for one; the seat remains vacant.

It costs more than the tee because it has a zipper, and a zipper is leverage.

The fine print

  • The house full-zip hoodie, lightweight enough for a boardroom, heavy enough for a tailgate
  • 7.4 oz, 80/20 cotton/poly with a 100% cotton face
  • Jersey-lined hood, natural flat drawcord, stitched eyelets
  • Exposed antique brass YKK zipper
  • Front pockets, 1×1 rib knit cuffs, twill back neck tape
  • Tear-away label
  • Sizes XS–3X
  • Ships free. The partner insists.

Additional information

Size

XS, SM, MD, LG, XL, 2X, 3X

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